IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT!?

• Dad: Miss you…..Are the hamsters alright? I was worried. Did you allow them access to the wheel 4 the ride back? I miss the hamsters already.
• Dad: Are they coming home 4 Easter? Your mother was very worried..about the hamsters…..Love ya…..Hamster update as soon as possible
• Me: YES THE HAMSTERS ARE FINE, would you like to talk to them? I can have them call you after they’re done wheeling.
• Dad: Please……only when they’re done wheeling

Twice a day for the rest of spring break. It’s happening.

phototheatre:

Tono Stano: Sense (1992)

notjusthealthy:

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

Oh hey, Mubarak. Nice pinstripes. Wait, what? Oh shit, those pinstripes are actually your name spelled over and over again. You’re a douche, no doubt, but that is some serious despot swag.

What.  Really?